You Can't Get Love From a Stone

STONE COLD Joss

Joss Stone—her mane a flurry of purple, blue, and red—turned up at the Songwriters Hall of Fame in Manhattan late last week. RadarOnline.com asked the singer her secret to a good relationship. "You know, I'd be a really bad person to ask because I've never had one."

So there are no budding romances we should know about? "No, I'm not in a relationship. The only relationships I've had have been really shitty. So I suggest you ask someone else if you want a good answer, 'cause I don't know. I'm sorry, but it's ... I'm just terrible. Ask me in five years." We'll assume then that the 20-year-old Brit is no longer with musician Rafael Sadiq and that Beau Dozier wasn't much fun either.