Joe Francis Arrested—Or Was He?

SEPARATED AT BIRTH? Francis, Peres

The world was temporarily rendered safe for drunk co-eds this morning when police in Panama City, Florida, arrested Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis. The millionaire meatstick was wanted for contempt of court charges stemming from a 2003 lawsuit by minors who appeared in Girls Gone Wild videos. Francis allegedly threatened the women during negotiations over a settlement. He was reportedly on his way to turn himself in when police nabbed him.