Elizabeth Edwards Calls Coulter Out

Cat fight: Elizabeth Edwards calls in to Chris Matthews's show and buries Ann Coulter.

• No Paris for Us: Celeb-loid leader Us Weekly has placed a moratorium on Paris Hilton coverage, not giving the newly freed heiress a single mention in its upcoming issue.

• Benoit's death texts: WWE posts text messages sent by Chris Benoit—several from his phone, others from his dead wife's—that detail the locations of their bodies.

• Leafy babes: Country Idol Carrie Underwood and Jay Leno 's sidekick Kevin Eubanks are named sexiest vegetarians alive, nudging out lookers like Tony La Russa and K.D. Lang.

• No kidding: Pres. Bush wishes he was a better speaker.