Dirty Laundry Done

It seems Peter Cook has finally said "enough already, I slept with a high schooler, I'm into heavy Internet porn, can we stop talking about it?!" The New York Post is reporting that the oh-so-messy divorce case between Christie Brinkley and Cook the narcissist has finally been settled, following negotiations that went until 6 a.m. this morning. Sources say Cook gave up some big assets to bring the whole thing to an end. Custody will apparently remain the same: Brinkley will have primary custody, with Cook getting the kids each Wednesday, alternating weekends, and alternating weeks during the summer. The two sides will appear in court this morning to finalize the deal, which is considered to be a victory for Brinkley. And a victory for Brinkley is a victory for four-time divorcees everywhere!