PUNK'D IN PIXELS Edwards's trashed virtual HQ
• Hack attack: Virtual vandals sporting Bush '08 tags trashed well-coiffed candidate John Edwards's Second Life headquarters with "Marxist/Leninist posters," a doctored picture depicting Edwards in blackface, and a "feces spewing obsenity sic," according to the Edwards '08 blogger who witnessed the attack.
• New Edition to airwaves: A D.C. radio station ponied up more than $19,000 to get Bobby Brown out of jail. In exchange he must work at the station for a week, presumably as a helicopter traffic reporter.
• Burying the gold digger: After weeks of delay, Anna Nicole is finally scheduled to be buried today following a pink-themed funeral. She will be laid to rest next to her son, TrimSpa in hand, per her contract.
• Capitol thrill: A high-end D.C. madam is selling her phone records from the escort service she's run since 1993. "Sheen" and other names to follow.