DIVA IN TRAINING Brown, Campbell
• Rapper: 2, Nail filers: 0: Charged with violating parole and resisting arrest at a Florida beauty supply store, Foxy Brown borrows a play from Naomi Campbell and pleads guilty. A judge then sets her free to resume her salon terror tour.
• Ma 'n Pa Kettle redux: Say it's so! If recent rumors are to be believed, Brit and K-Fed will give it another go. Brit's taken to sporting her wedding ring again, and the Fed's been pledging his full support while our prodigal pop princess continues to detox.
• Father of the Year: Every day is Take Your Daughter to Work Day for Brad Pitt.
• Rosie inspires waterworks: On the new version of American Gladiators, now called The View, Rosie O'Donnell came down hard on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's politics, leaving her in tears.
• Chilled out: Pete Doherty feeds weed to penguins.
• : Anna Nicole Smith's former hubby Billy Smith has filed a motion in Bahamian Supreme Court to have his son Daniel Smith's body exhumed and reburied in Texas.