REMAIN ALARMED Osama
• Bin dying: Is Osama Bin Laden wearing some sort of strap-on beard in his latest video, or did he discover the rejuvenating power of scissors and Just for Men? Senators, the Director of National Intelligence Michael McConnell, and CNN's man-on-the-street mistress Jeanne Moos are wondering on 9/11.
• Smells like a winner: With the help of a "multisensory artist" and entrepreneurs, "Smellovision," TV and movies with a sniff track, is working its way back into homes and theaters. Amazing, as long as you can turn it off during The Biggest Loser.
• : Hillary Clinton's campaign is returning $850,000 to 260 donors because fugitive fundraiser Norman Hsu brought in the cash.