Bin Laden Tape a Pun Lovers Dream
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Bin dying: Is Osama Bin Laden wearing some sort of strap-on beard in his latest video, or did he discover the rejuvenating power of scissors and Just for Men? Senators, the Director of National Intelligence Michael McConnell, and CNN's man-on-the-street mistress Jeanne Moos are wondering on 9/11.
• Smells like a winner: With the help of a "multisensory artist" and entrepreneurs, "Smellovision," TV and movies with a sniff track, is working its way back into homes and theaters. Amazing, as long as you can turn it off during The Biggest Loser.
- Cruel ‘Baywatch Curse’ Claims Another Victim: Show Star Michael Newman Killed By 'Heart Complications’ Aged 68 — After Declaring Terminal Illness Gave Him ‘Wisdom’
- Royal on the Run: Desperate Prince Harry 'Battling to Escape Clutches of Diva Duchess Wife' – Even When He's Flying Solo Halfway Across World
- Justin Bieber at Center of New Mental Health Scare as He Posts Video Tribute to Tragic Liam Payne Six Days After Boybander's Death: 'You're Allowed to Cry and Break'
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• Indiana Jones and the long movie title: It's official, the new Indiana Jones movie will be called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The fanboys are not happy. Damien Hirst is.