C.H.U.D. Love vs. Welfare Theft

TAIL AND TWO CITIES Represent!

Coke vs. Pepsi. Kennedy vs. Castro. Heidi vs. L.C. Epic yet minor rifts when compared to the timeless power struggle between New York and Los Angeles. In the name of settling this battle royale, each week Radar will take stock and determine which city truly holds the competitive edge.

This week: Footraces and Fat Asses set the agenda.

L.A.: Quasi-famous television actors including the cast of Reno 911 and that woman who used to be on Seinfeld take to the streets to show solidarity with the city's striking writers.

NYC: The yearly marathon draws 40,000 runners, including Lance Armstrong, Katie Holmes, and her pert, unfettered nipples.

Advantage: NYC