Bonnaroo: The Wrath Of Kanye
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
• Better, stronger: Kanye West responds to those Bonnaroo hippies who hated upon him. Dude is "typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!"
• Brah fight: A Malibu surfer/paparazzi brawl is set for next Saturday in honor of Matthew McConaughey. Now do you believe us about how this country is getting stupider by the minute?
• Insane at any speed: Noted ethnologist Ralph Nader accuses Senator Barack Obama of "talking white" and appealing to "white guilt." You know, most folks would be satisfied with just being responsible for the election of one of the worst presidents in history; God love Ralph, he's not gonna stop until he eradicates whatever little bit of respectability is left of his legacy.
- DJ Avicii's Ex-GF Emily Goldberg Dead at 34 From Pulmonary Embolism After Cancer Remission
- Embattled First Son Hunter Biden Meets With Actor Sean Penn at Malibu's Exclusive SoHo House After Major Court Setback
- 'When the Met Gala Was Chic and Classy': Katherine Schwarzenegger Takes Dig At 2024 Event With Throwback Photo of Mom
• Car trouble: Madison, Wisconsin, seeks to ban drive-thrus in fear that idling cars lead to global warming. Next up: stoplights and traffic jams.
• Naked as a jailbird: He "appeared rational, except for being naked," says Georgia police officer about Bill Merit, 49, who, minutes after being released from prison, was arrested again for walking naked on the side of the road.
• Spray-on safe sex: The Germans have invented a spray-on latex condom that dries after 25 seconds. Flavors: Gummi bear, wurst, and Hasselhoff.