Jeb Puts Money on the Wrong Horse
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
HANGER-ON Jeb, George Bush
• Jeb is dead: As if the stink of Katherine Harris isn't enough to kill his political prospects, Jeb Bush tells Spanish-language reporters "No tengo futuro" (I have no future) when asked about running for president in 2008. Thanks, little brother!
• : Former Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger has already paid a $50,000 fine for stealing documents from the National Archives, now we learn he was so neurotic about hiding them that he stashed some under a construction trailer. That worked.
• MADD as hell: Mothers Against Drunk Driving have dumped Miss U.S.A.'s drinking buddy, Miss Teen U.S.A. Katie Blair, as their spokesperson. Something about drinking.
• Practice makes perfect: Waifish actress and former Jack toy Lara Flynn Boyle has wed her boyfriend of six months.
• Origins of the yule log: The rage in Spanish Christmas decorations? Pooping peasants, poop-shaped pastries, poop piñatas, and, of course, poop (heh-heh, poop).