Jeb Puts Money on the Wrong Horse

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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HANGER-ON Jeb, George Bush

Jeb is dead: As if the stink of Katherine Harris isn't enough to kill his political prospects, Jeb Bush tells Spanish-language reporters "No tengo futuro" (I have no future) when asked about running for president in 2008. Thanks, little brother!

• : Former Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger has already paid a $50,000 fine for stealing documents from the National Archives, now we learn he was so neurotic about hiding them that he stashed some under a construction trailer. That worked.

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