Steve Jobs' Diastolic Blood Pressure Eerily Foreshadows Dow Loss
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Those Somali pirates have not yet blown up their hijacked ship even though their self-imposed deadline has passed! Let's hear it for restraint!
• Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are reportedly back together! We could not be more pleased!
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• Apple unveiled some new laptops and noted that Steve Jobs's blood pressure is 110 over 70! Not too shabby!
• Anderson Cooper battled Dave Chappelle for Prince's guitar pick! So much awesome!
• TMZ claims this is the screenplay to the Sarah Palin porn flick! We like ours better! Probably because we made it up!