Britney's Former Tall Drink of Water All Wet

Sometimes it pays to read e-mails from publicists. Like the one RadarOnline.com received today offering us some pictures of Britney Spears's recently curbed manwhore, Kevin Federline, at an Evian-sponsored promotion in New York. We assumed it would bore our savvy, fully K-Fed-and-Britney- informed readers, especially with the dated hook exclaiming, "Who would have known K-Fed would become Fed-Ex by the beginning of the next week!" (Well, presumably Spears, her attorneys, and some members of her family, but not to worry.)

Then we remembered Federline's concert rider, posted by our pals at the Smoking Gun, which included a request for, among other things, "Six (6) One liter sized bottled spring water (cold, no Evian please)."

Hey, he's probably a lot less picky now.

More pix of K-Fed and his new favorite beverage after the jump