Britney's Former Tall Drink of Water All Wet
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Sometimes it pays to read e-mails from publicists. Like the one RadarOnline.com received today offering us some pictures of Britney Spears's recently curbed manwhore, Kevin Federline, at an Evian-sponsored promotion in New York. We assumed it would bore our savvy, fully K-Fed-and-Britney- informed readers, especially with the dated hook exclaiming, "Who would have known K-Fed would become Fed-Ex by the beginning of the next week!" (Well, presumably Spears, her attorneys, and some members of her family, but not to worry.)
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Then we remembered Federline's concert rider, posted by our pals at the Smoking Gun, which included a request for, among other things, "Six (6) One liter sized bottled spring water (cold, no Evian please)."
Hey, he's probably a lot less picky now.
More pix of K-Fed and his new favorite beverage after the jump