'Everybody Thinks We Have Penises!' 'RHONY' Stars Mistaken For Men

Compliment or insult? In the next episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, the stars of the hit Bravo show — Sonja Morgan, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, Carole Radziwill and Kristen Taekman — got confused for drag queens!

In a preview posted online, the Big Apple ladies dressed up for the Coney Island Mermaid Parade and got to ride on a float.

But as it started to move, one person was not aboard. Morgan showed up late running in her crazy outfit to catch up!

“You girls look gorgeous,” Morgan said after she finally mounted the float. “You look elegant.”

Unfortunately, that’s not what the fans seemed to think.

“Sonja, it just occurred to me that everybody probably thinks we’re drag queens,” Taekman said to Morgan. “I’m standing there waving, thinking, ‘Oh my god, everybody thinks we have penises.’”

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But the question of Morgan’s identity wasn’t the only issue she had to deal with: She also had a dental emergency.

“I broke another tooth,” Morgan told her costars. “I got the other one fixed and now this one broke. I’m falling apart at the seams.”

The Countess had a solution to Morgan’s problems, though.

“We’ll just put a little seaweed on it,” she said. “Hahaha!”