Dying Bill Cosby Knocking At Death's Door: Bitter Sex Felon Plans Own Funeral

Locked away and under house learned exclusively bitter Bill Cosby is preparing for the end after doctors gave him a chilling death diagnosis as he waits to be sentenced for molesting a gal young enough to be his daughter!

In a bombshell exclusive, can reveal delusional Cosby intends to beat his looming prison sentence by dying — and plans to settle his scores before he does.

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The twisted 81-year-old sex fiend has rewritten his will, cutting out all “traitors,” while planning his funeral, selling off family heirlooms at discount prices and inviting Hollywood celebs to a grand $250,000 send-off, insiders say.

“Doctors are telling the family now is a good time for him to ‘get his affairs in order,’ which is code for ‘prepare to die!’” snitches a mole in the pervert’s shrinking ­circle of friends.

The source notes the doomed creep, accused of drugging and sexually attacking at least 60 gals, is fading fast: “He’s deteriorating — not eating regularly, not moving much and has signs of major health problems!”

Sources confirm the condemned comic is also suffering from hemiplegic migraines — a rare condition that comes with stroke-like symptoms, including speech difficulties, vision problems, confusion and temporary paralysis that can last several days!

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Meanwhile, Cosby is getting revenge after his long-suffering wife, Camille, left him following his conviction, fleeing to their Massachusetts farm, where’s she’s holed up with the household staff and their adult children!

“Since his wife ditched him, he’s shedding family heirlooms,” says a source.

The sicko’s recent pattern of bizarre behavior includes firing his entire legal team — fronted by high-powered attorney Tom Mesereau, who got Michael Jackson cleared of child molestation charges — ahead of his Sept. 25 sentencing for three counts of aggravated indecent assault.

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“He’s angry. They let him down,” says a source, who insists Cosby’s slated sentencing date has triggered a terrible tailspin.

The lowlife was convicted in April of drugging and molesting Temple University employee Andrea Constand in his suburban Philadelphia home in January 2004. At the time, Andrea was 30 and he was grandpa-aged 66.

His new attorney is Joseph P. Green Jr., says a source.

“The lawyer change appears to be an act of desperation!” famed women’s rights attorney Gloria Allred tells exclusively!

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Certainly, the perv believes his end is near.

Cosby is planning to blow $250,000 on a glitzy July 12 birthday party, which sources say the disgraced TV dad views as a combination final farewell and star-studded funeral.

The warped star’s guest list includes O.J. Simpson prosecutor Christopher Darden, who has shown public support for the pervert in the past, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Whoopi Goldberg, Waka Flocka, Phylicia Rashad and even CeeLo Green, says the source.

But so far, the source dishes, “None RSVP’d!”

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