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Amy Schumer Promised New Husband Oral Sex In Raunchy Wedding Vows

Amy Schumer's wedding vows were far from conventional! During a talk on Sirius XM's You Up with Nikki Glaser, the comedienne confessed that her speech to her new husband was packed with raunchy inside jokes!

As readers know, Schumer, 36, tied the knot with chef Chris Fischer in a hush-hush Los Angeles ceremony on February 13.

Speaking of her vows, the star told the radio show hosts: "Mine sucked! I thought mine were good, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard."

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"In my vows I go, 'But I promise I'll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won't,'" she recalled laughing. "And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, 'The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f**king loser.' It was all like awful **t."

Talking more about how it feels to be a wife, Schumer exclaimed: "It feels f**king good!"

"I'm a wife as hell," added the hilarious actress. "But it's like a novelty. Somebody went to sit next to Chris and he's like, 'My wife is sitting here,' and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that. I just have been really overusing it to a degree that's insane. Like, when it's completely uncalled for."

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While the blonde star didn't hold back on gushing about new husband Fischer, 38, she also joked about how she misses her single life.

"I've been thinking of certain things … This show is called 'You Up,' right? I don't think I'll ever get a text like that again," she teased. "You know what I mean? And that made me really happy, but also really sad."

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