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TMI! Snooki’s 10 Grossest Moments In New Tell-All Revealed-- Pocket Rockets, Tampon Strings & Five-Inch Nipples

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Oct. 19 2015, Updated 7:18 a.m. ET

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is never one to mince her words. But in her new memoir, Strong Is the New Sexy, the former Jersey Shore star is brasher than ever! See what the mother of two, 27, has to say about breasts, sex, and her “lady bits.”

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2013 Smart Tan Downtown Convention – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi Meet & Greet

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What a boob! After breastfeeding her two children, Polizzi says she barely recognizes her nipples. “They’re five inches long,” she reveals.

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ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars” – Season 17 – Rehearsals Week 1

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Poor Sasha! When Polizzi competed on Dancing With the Stars in 2013, she shared a very intimate moment with pro dancer partner Farber. After lifting her above his head, Polizzi says Farber mentioned she should put her “string” away. “I was wearing shorts and was in such a rush to get to our rehearsal, I forgot to put underwear on,” she writes. “My tampon string was in view. He was so close to it, he could have caught it in his teeth and pulled it out.”

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ESPN The Party – Arrivals

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Sex ed anyone? When Polizzi says she had sex for the first time at just 13, her boyfriend used Saran Wrap as a condom! But it didn’t exactly work. “It was like attempting to break through a steel door with a twig,” she recalls.

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Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi Debuts New Hair Color

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Eek! After giving birth to son Lorenzo, now 3, the reality star says her “lady bits” looked like “raw hamburger that had been run over by a garbage truck.”

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2013 MTV Video Music Awards – Red Carpet

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She advises new moms to masturbate, since they’re often too tired for sex. “Since you don’t have the time or the inclination to have sex, just power up your Pocket Rocket or Magic Wand, and take care of business,” she instructs.

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Nicole Polizzi Hosts A Joint Birthday Party For Her Children Lorenzo And Giovanna

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Polizzi says she doesn’t allow husband Jionni Lavalle, 28, to touch her breasts anymore. “Breastfeeding Giovanna has pulled my nips down to my knees,” she writes. “They are long enough to poke out your eyeball. I can’t stand to look at them, much less have Jionni touch them.”

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2014 MTV Movie Awards – Red Carpet

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Oops! After delivering daughter Giovanna, now 1, she says she can’t stop leaking— down there. “When I do jumping jacks, I wet my pants,” she confesses.

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Snooki is seen exiting the Sirius FM studio

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Boob job, coming right up! When she stops breastfeeding her last child, Polizzi reveals she plans to undergo breast augmentation. “After two babies, my t**s are like flapjacks,” she says. “I could play soccer with them, they’re hanging so low.”

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Nicole ”Snooki” Polizzi at BookCon in NYC

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Oops. One day Polizzi says she went to the doctor with horrible stomach cramps, thinking she was close to death. However, the doc told her she just had a serious case of gas.

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Nicole Polizzi (Snooki) clothing line MAGIC Las Vegas

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Sexy! In her wild party days, Polizzi’s best friend Joey says she would often binge eat overnight— and wake up with “chicken bones stuck to her face.”

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