A bloodthirsty femme fatale didn't try to win over her companion's heart on a first date — she tried to carve it out of his body to eat as a meal!
In a shocking conclusion to one of the worst first dates in history, Amy Brown, 24, stabbed her victim's chest in a motel room in Lynnwood, Wash., and told him, "I'm a serial killer!"
Cops busted the wacko after her victim squirmed free and fled, although she later told officers she wanted to become a serial killer, and declared, "I'm a loon!"
She also confessed she planned to eat the man's heart and then pin a note to his corpse "explaining that she planned to kill again," according to the arrest report.
The terrifying incident unfolded after the 29-year-old man posted an ad on Craigslist "not to solicit sex, but for friendship and possibly dating purposes," authorities said.
Brown responded, the two agreed to meet and their date ended up in a motel room paid for by the man on Jan. 29.
While the two were lying on the bed talking, Brown asked several times if he was a serial killer, and he told her he wasn't, according to cops.
He told police Brown then climbed on top of him and announced, "Well, I am a serial killer!" and stabbed him with a pocketknife.
"He stated that the attack was unprovoked and there had not been an altercation between them prior to the incident," authorities said.
The victim managed to escape and seek help. He was taken to a local hospital with stab wounds to his chest.
One officer described Brown as "extremely emotionless," and seemed "more concerned with missing work the next day than facing the possible consequences of an aggravated assault."
Brown's car sports a bumper sticker that reads: "I've got a perfect body. But it's in the trunk and beginning to smell."
She's been charged with first-degree attempted murder and is being held on $1 million bail.
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