"I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," Upton told the London Sun .
"Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up," she added.
If only her breasts were like clip-on earrings, she mused. Then she could take them off at the end of the day!
Upton has an ideal body type.
"In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure," she gushed of her The Other Woman costar.