Bachelor Blog: ‘A Keg Full Of Drama Is Being Tapped And We Are All About To Take A Sip!’

With that being said, here we go! First off, this season will be no different than the rest! A keg full of drama is being tapped and we are all about to take a sip! I want to start off this blog with a few tips for everyone reading ...

Tip #1: To all future contestants on this show: Do not quit your job to go on this show! It's literally career suicide.

Tip #2: If you do get roped into going on this silly show, give yourself a two-drink maximum for the rose ceremony evenings or else you're gonna get produced into the next nationally-watched train wreck.

Tip #3: No matter how good of an idea you think it is, do not sing/rap for the bachelor or bachelorette or you're gonna look like an idiot, I promise!

OK, moving onto Ben ... I loved his comments, like joking about being patted on the shoulder or saying they saved the best for last -- and then giving Lindzie the first impression rose. To me, it shows he is being real! And as most of you know, I like realness.

As for the entrances, I loved the interesting entrances like grandma and the horse. It made for good TV. (On a side note: When is the last time you have brought grandma on a first date? So I am gonna go with the idea it was staged.)

As for the girls -- Wow, I don’t think I have seen a group of girls this drunk since college. By the time all 25 girls (and the grandma) were in the house, almost everyone was slurring their words! So when you see a girl like Jenna seeming to be so upset, just think if someone pumped a box full of wine into you and then had a few people gang up on you and producers pulling scams on you -- then you might not handle the situation very well. (Let's not forget about the magic of the editing room, either.)

All I am saying is that every season, there is a person cast to be the emotional train wreck and this season the producers crowned Jenna with that curse. So don’t hate on her too bad, because a lot of what you're seeing is the result of booze and the editing room.

One more question before I go: If you saw two girls who were supposed to be there finding love with you -- i.e. Monica & Blakeley -- making out on a bench would you keep them around? I'll leave you to answer that one for yourself.