Beware America - RadarOnline.com can report that there could be a great depression looming - one that we haven't seen the likes of since 1929 - and there's nothing President Obama can do to stop this one.
In a move that's sure to start the Dow Jones tumbling, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have announced that they are leaving the country!
Heidi rang into Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM radio show Monday morning, and made the shock announcement that she, and the great Spencer Pratt, will be moving to Latin America in the near future.
The surgically enhanced Hills star revealed that they will be moving to Costa Rica as, "We need a change, a new life. There's so much going on, so much craziness, we need a whole new adjustment."
And how's Heidi's grasp of the local language? She revealed her full vocabulary in one word, "Hola".
Heidi also revealed that reports of an imminent divorce between her and Spencer are way off the mark, and, in fact, "I was being a little dramatic, he's dramatic, maybe it's Hollywood.
"After everything we've been through, it's a lot for any couple to go through - it's a lot for any people to go through. But we're good, we're great now, everything is better."
Phew! We can sleep easier at night knowing that!
One good piece of news though that Heidi shared with Ryan - the publicity hungry couple won't be hearing the pitter patter of tiny feet anytime in the future.
Heidi explained, "I'm really young, I'm only 23. I think I'll wait till I have kids."
Well, one thing's for sure, America loss is Latin America's gain. Adios Speidi!