If you think the UFC is just a bunch of uber-tough guys beating each other the way you want to exact revenge on a particularly bad ex, you’re only partially correct.
There’s also the Octagon girls!
And while the rest of you debate who’s the toughest UFC fighter, we are declaring Arianny Celeste the hottest Octagon girl, based on her steamy pictorial in the new issue of UFC magazine.
The April/May issue features middleweight champion Anderson “The Spider” Silva, who looks crazy scary in the cover photo and stakes a claim to greatest fighter of all time.
The mag also features profiles on other fighters, including Brandon Vera, Octagon newcomer Rolles Gracie and heavyweight contender Cain Velasquez.
And should any of these guys ever chase you, which car should you try to escape in, a 2010 Porsche 911 Turbo or 2010 Mercedes SLS AMG? Find out by reading the head-to-head road test.
Perhaps the must-read of the issue though is Danneel Harris, star of Harold & Kumar, talking prison rodeos and picking fights at abandoned gas stations! And if you want to see what a prison rodeo is watch this video and you’ll also see something called Convict Poker. Whatever you do, make sure you watch what happens 30 seconds into the video!