You know why birds squawk all the time? They want someone to talk to. Make your chatty pet happy and get them their own cell phone.
Talk N’ Play is an interactive toy with buttons that light up when pressed that activate phrases to teach them to talk. Teach them handy phrases like "Take out the garbage!" or " You're drunk, Bud." It comes with the requisite mirror because birds are the only pets that have to have their own vanity mirror.
Next, they're going to ask for their own PDA.
$9.99 for the small or $11.99 for the large at Drs. Foster and Smith.