VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan Looking For Love
April 14 2009, Published 1:53 p.m. ET
Poor Samantha Ronson.
First Eminem lampoons her in his new video, "We Made You." Now Lindsay Lohan's self-depreciating sense of humor -- and star power -- shines through in a spoof-like ad for eHarmony.com posted on FunnyOrDie.com.
"Hi, my name is Lindsay, and I'm looking for love," she begins. "I'm recently single -- I think."
The red-headed actress, placing a singles ad on the popular singles Web site, describes herself as an actress, a model and entrepreneur, while taking credit for "keeping 90 percent of gossip Web site in business."
No stone is left unturned in the one minute, 30 second clip. Lohan discusses her party-happy lifestyle, late nights, media coverage and finances.
In the clip, she aptly describes herself as "a workaholic, a shopaholic and according to the state of California, an alcoholic."
"And to put all the rumors to rest," Lohan said, "I'm not broke, I have over $400 in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro Miles, which I'm very proud of."
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Lohan ends the clip by trumpeting her everlasting fame.
"At the end of the day, I promise you, I never lose my Google hits -- just my underwear."