LIFESTYLE: My Life Sucks
March 18 2009, Published 9:22 a.m. ET
You think your life sucks? Type in fmlife.com, which roughly translates to Ugh, My Life. With us? Good.
We guaranteed that you’ll find someone with a more miserable tale and some laugh-out-loud posts. In a strange way, it makes you feel better. Misery loves company? Check out these post and see if you don't feel better instantly.
Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them.
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one.”
Today, friends threw me a party for finishing my dissertation. I've worked on it for months. They carried my computer downstairs to have music, dropping it halfway. My work was on there. Only back-up? On my flash drive I just found on the floor, crushed by someone's foot. It's due tomorrow.
Readers share your pain and write back comments, come comforting; some would-be-therapists offering advice but if its catharsis’ you need you can vent all you want.
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We were bummed we got a speeding ticket to work today but after reading some of these we’re almost giddy with relief. And we’ll feel plenty sorry for other poor souls, right after we stop laughing….