Vogue is cleverly holding a contest for suckers -- uh, we mean, readers.
New magazine subscribers will be entered into a contest where the winner gets to hang out with (and pretend to be) Blake Lively.
"Would you like the once in a lifetime opportunity to win a trip to NYC to take a tour of the Gossip Girl set with Blake Lively?"
Wait! It gets better -
"You'll stay in the luxurious Dream Hotel, and your stay will include a pampering spa package at the Chopra Center & Spa, complete with yoga classes, spa treatments, and fine dining."
Then you can return to your bills, kids, and Wal-Mart.