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With Spider-Man himself, Tobey Maguire, as one of the producers, the New Line division of Warner Brothers is bringing the stage musical Rock of Ages to the screen. The Off-Broadway musical is set at a Sunset Strip club called -- you guessed it -- Rock of Ages, where a couple struggles to stay together in the fast lane.
Speaking of rock musicals, New Line is also putting together Hairspray 2.