Yeah, that way too. But that's not the one we mean.
Salma Hayek was caught black-lunged by paparazzi in Beverly Hills this weekend with a cigarette in her mouth.
To her credit, it's not lit.
But the 42-year old film star confirmed in April that she got addicted while filming Frida and assured us she had stamped the habit for good.
"I've tried to quit before. But this time I'm done with it. I've changed," Hayek hoped at the time.
"It's the worst vice you could possibly pick."
Actually, that would be watching telenovelas.
Maybe she and Barack Obama can go on a patch-wearing smackdown contest to kick butts.