Now We Understand Why We Weren't Allowed In The Teachers' Lounge

Whenever our teachers wanted to get away from us they went into the teachers' lounge and closed the big wooden door. The mystery of what they did behind the door was never solved. But with today's news, we're starting to think that maybe...

Several educators at a middle school in Georgia have been "reprimanded" in connection with a sex scandal, according to news reports. Teachers, coaches and even the principal were involved, says Fox news.

Apparently an inflatable mattress in the school's pubic, er, public safety office was the location for multiple daytime sexual encounters. And in a twist that goes against every modern trend, NO STUDENTS WERE INVOVLED! Those teachers at Spirit Creek Middle School sure must have been mellow teaching class after a trip to the public safety office.

Did anyone ever wonder why that door was always locked? And what about all those noises emanating from the public safety office? Apparently that drew no suspicion either because these oversexed educators weren't busted until an ex-teacher ratted them out with an email to school system authorities.

Remember kids, stay in school.