According to the latest episode of MTV's The Hills, the Mexican elopement of 22 year-old Heidi Montag and 25 year-old Spencer Pratt had more to do with drink than with love.
The two took their vows after several shots of tequila at a watering hole near Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
"You don't have to tell anyone," Pratt said to his somewhat stupefied bride-to-be. "It's our secret marriage."
The ceremony wasn't shown on Monday's episode -- only the aftermath, as the duo admired their rings while hanging in the hotel suite the morning after. As for what lies ahead, a preview for the season finale show Montag, Pratt and Pratt's sister heading to court. Not as in "courtship" but as in "courtroom."
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But is it to split or make the deal legal? We'll all find out Monday!