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Jen: Angelina 'Uncool'

Nov. 11 2008, Published 3:33 p.m. ET

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Sticks and stones...

The earth is shaking. Gossips are about to implode. Bloggers are gulping coffee to type faster.

It's the gossip event of the season: Jennifer Aniston has spoken out about Angelina Jolie, calling her "uncool" for you know, falling in love with Jen's husband and eventually ending up with him.

Uncool. Ouch that hurts. It's almost like she's channeling Rachel Green.

In an interview for Vogue magazine, Jen says, "What Angelina did was very uncool," according to several reports that are sure to spawn lots of blogger blisters and glossy magazine covers.

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We're betting that many many "insiders" and "sources close to Jen" are going to take those 6 words and turn them into zillion-word articles.

Britain's Daily Mail says the new issue of Vogue will feature Jen posing in erotic swimsuits. We predict this will be the highest selling issue ever, with every male in America buying a copy. The Mail also says: "This thoroughly re-establishes her credibility as a sex symbol." We didn't realize she had lost her sex-symbol credibility but we're happy it's back. Also, we are uncertain about how this whole sex-symbol credibility thing works. Is there an accreditation process similar to what universities face? Is there some sort of board of directors that votes?

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Either way let the war of the words begin.



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