Butt-kicker extraordinaire, Jean-Claude Van Damme has a new self-titled (self-initialed, actually) film: JCVD.
You know, the Van Damme who went from star in Bloodsport and Time Cop to direct-to-video has-been.
Well, Variety raves, "Van Damme is back (and) must be seen to be believed."
This seemingly real-life flick shows Van Damme after the glory of the 1990's, flat broke and losing custody of his daughter. He returns to his hometown in Brussels and decides to hold people hostage in a bank while he demands 6 million dollars and some notoriety.
And then, of course, Van Damme does what Van Damme does best...