You Say 'Humanitarian Catastrophe' Like It's a Bad Thing
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES Bush • Happy Iraq Study Group Report Day, everybody!: Some of the words and terms that jumped out at us from the most highly-anticipated bipartisan report of the year:
- grave
- deteriorating
- "Pessimism is pervasive"
- deteriorate
- severe
- "slide towards chaos"
- "humanitarian catastrophe"
- polarized
- flaws
And that's just from the intro!
• A star is shorn: Us Weekly has a fuzzy interview with intrepid bushwhacker Cindy Barshop about how and why her client Paris Hilton and her new BFF/fellow baldy Britney Spears like to be groomed within an inch of their puberty.
- Susan Sarandon’s Daughter in Tears After Trolls Target Her for ‘Saggy’ B——- on Wedding Day: ‘I Never Thought People I Didn’t Know Would Find My Body So Offensive’
- Nothing Compares 2… Sinéad O’Connor — Wax Figure Pulled From Irish Museum for Looking Like ‘Something Out of the Thunderbirds’
- Snoop Dogg on Why He and Dr. Dre Will Never Be Canceled: ‘You Can’t Cancel The Culture — It’s Just Motherf------ You Don’t Know Sayin’ You Ain’t Hot No More’
• Water on Mars?: Sure. Whatever works.