You Say 'Humanitarian Catastrophe' Like It's a Bad Thing
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES Bush • Happy Iraq Study Group Report Day, everybody!: Some of the words and terms that jumped out at us from the most highly-anticipated bipartisan report of the year:
- grave
- deteriorating
- "Pessimism is pervasive"
- deteriorate
- severe
- "slide towards chaos"
- "humanitarian catastrophe"
- polarized
- flaws
And that's just from the intro!
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• Water on Mars?: Sure. Whatever works.