Yet Another Chance for Rich Dudes to Score Hot Chicks

THE ACTUAL SLOGAN Enjoy! According to the preordained order of things, men who work in finance (that's pronounced fih-NANCE, thank you very much) and women who work in fashion are meant to be together. It's our experience that men who work with money tend to put a premium on women they can buy; it's also our experience that women who work with clothes and shiny things are often willing to be bought. (We're grossly generalizing, of course, but observational data does back this up.) Which means you could call "Fashion Meets Finance"—the latest match-making event from the minds who brought you the similarly themed "Rich Old Guys With Hot Young Chicks" and "Rich Old Women With Hot Young Dudes" speed dating events—another can't miss attempt at carefully engineered social Darwinism.