FIELDER-CIVIL CEREMONY Amy, Blake
• Boozy nuptials: British lush Amy Winehouse sneaks away to sunny Florida to wed her Pete Doherty look-a-like beau, Blake Fielder-Civil.
• Commander in cheese: Iraqis are slowly adopting American values—President Jalal Talabani checks into the Mayo Clinic to help fight his obesity.
• Tab stab: California State Assemblywoman Julia Brownley introduces a bill that would keep police from selling information about criminal investigations. TMZ's Harvey Levin gets all punny and twitchy.
• His own prison: Man of God and Kid Rock's BJ wingman (no homo) Scott Stapp is arrested after chucking an Orangina bottle at his wife.
• Fast Lane: Former Prison Break-er Lane Garrison pleads guilty to vehicular manslaughter and begins the arduous process of tattooing prison blueprints across his body.
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