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Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Blind Date: Us Weekly announced a contest in which one lucky lady will win a date with C-List pinup boy Brody Jenner. Some of his past conquests include Nicole Richie and Laguna Beach-ers Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad. Video submissions will be accepted throughout March, more than enough time to get a fake tan and a Valtrex prescription.
• Two the Hardaway: Is retired Miami Heat guard Tim Hardaway okay? This morning he was quoted as saying he hates the gays. Readers of something called Opium magazine will also recall him griping in 2001 about the Chicago Bulls locker room's "small-ass towels." Of course, if he was referring to small ass-towels, he's totally within his rights.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• Milli Movie: It was announced today that Hollywood is making a film based on the career of Milli Vanilli. Obviously Behind The Music left a lot of unanswered questions to their dozens of fans. It is not clear yet whether the movie will be dubbed in English by two good-looking German men.
• Changing Tune: Ricky Martin was shaking his bon-bon in Puerto Rico and flipped the bird while crooning a line about President Bush from his song "Asignatura Pendiente." The crowd cheered and momentarily forgot that Martin performed for Bush at his 2001 inauguration.