Who's Looking Out For Kids? Bill O'Reilly, That's Who

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT O'Reilly

After his image-scrubbing joint-appearances with Stephen Colbert last night, Bill O'Reilly went right back to doing what he does best: contradicting himself. This time, the Fox Newsman can't decide if child molesters are sickos who prey upon the "weakest citizens" and violate them "in unspeakable ways," or if kids actually kinda, sorta like the bad touch.

In his syndicated column today, the Fox News pundit attacked Edward Cashman, the lax (who knows, maybe even activist?) judge in Vermont who failed to properly sentence a felon—the man served just 30 days for attacking his wife with a screwdriver—who then went on to abuse a child. According to O'Reilly, "Allowing a brutal child molester to walk free while getting 'treatment' is certainly not punishment enough for traumatizing a 4-year-old perhaps for life."