The Lessons of The Hills
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE Whitney, Audrina, Lauren (Photo: Getty Images)
Chief among the important things we learned last night while watching The Hills is this: Lauren Conrad does not forgive and she certainly does not forget. The leading lady of MTV's sorta-reality show used last night's as a series of teachable moments for the future Mrs. Spencer Pratt: "Sometimes, whether you did something, or you did nothing, it's just as bad" (think sex tape-rumor distribution) and "Sometimes, when you love people, you want to believe they're good" (think a creepy, beady-eyed freak who looks like he could snap at any moment and strangle the life out of your scrawny body).
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With all the hearty jibes, it's increasingly difficult to believe Star's report from last week that Lauren and Heidi may have kissed and made-up. Or maybe it's that we don't want to believe. Truth of the matter is we need to see lines like "I want to forgive, and I want to forget you" play out to the bitterest end.
But rest assured we have plenty to fall back on should those two reconcile, and last night provided a good idea of alternative sources for wit and wisdom.