Where Are The Lohan-Ronson Wedding Denials?

TWO OF A KIND Lindsay Lohan (right) It was all the way back in May that everyone was saying that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were engaged. Lindz was wearing a ring! They were making out in public! Everyone, that is, except Lindsay's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, who said, weirdly: "This is gross. She is not a bad girl. Leave her alone." What did that even mean? Was that the publicist version of "no homo"? Now the twosome have not blogged all day! Not since their thoughts on 9/11 yesterday. Do they not know that Drudge has been trumpeting their engagement all night? And that the Daily Mail is hot for their sapphic nuptials? Once the duo crawl out of bed, all sweaty and fulfilled, perhaps they will clue us in on the MySpaces. Because apparently super-publicist Zelnick has given up on this one!