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War! Good God, Ya'll!

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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Is there time enough left in the administration of our glorious leader and his friends to start a new war? SURE, MAN. A better, shorter, more explosive war! The other one has gotten so draggy. So Condi was in Czechland, helping build the Pentagon's Star Wars Pt 2 for Eastern Europe, a magical space shield to protect them all from Iran, even though Russia says it'll BOMB THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE if they do that. Meanwhile, Israel is ready to just go batshit on Iran solely because they're just not having it. They're going to get all Entebbe on Iran but you know, country-wide, and then everyone will know what's up. Then President McCain will keel over dead with excitement in January.

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