Vito Fossella's Options: Not Great

It was not the best week for secret second family man Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY), and it looks like his weekend won't be much better. House Republican leader John Boehner says the embattled Fossella "is going to have some decisions to make over the weekend," which basically means that he and other Republican leaders are in the process of deciding the best way to dispose of Fossella's political corpse. Fossella has said that political calculations are "the furthest thing from my mind," which is fine because his limited options have already been well-illuminated by his forebears in political scandal. Whenever Fossella gets around to figuring out how to end this mess, here's what he'll likely consider: