Van Damme's Star Was Once On The Rise
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
• Hard Target: In an unearthed video clip, Jean-Claude Van Damme struggles to stifle a boner on a Portuguese television show. Sadly, his career remains flaccid.
• Hard times for Madonna, too: Add Guy Ritchie to those giving Madge a hard time about her handling of the adoption of baby David Banda.
• On a mission: Perhaps thanks to the formidable recruiting talents of other high profile church members, J-Lo has reportedly converted to Scientology.
• Related: American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee decides she's just fine with her Body Thetan, thank you, and passes on Scientology.
• Sign you've hit bottom: Your ne'er do well, chain cig pullin', Henny guzzlin' FedEx is begging you to go to rehab.
• For the record, baby: In what might turn out to be a textbook case, Dead or Alive (still-alive) singer Pete Burns is suing his plastic surgeon for ruining his career and life.
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