FINE. GO Moby
Try to follow along. First, we catch wind of Moby flipping the Upper East Side penthouse he renovated for a $3 million profit, and we show pics of the place. Then Moby confirms the move back downtown. And now, lest there be any doubt about his movements, comes an e-mail from the bespectacled downtown DJ re-confirming the move and the reasons for it, and announcing the website that celebrates/markets his short experiment in life above 14th Street. (Clearly, our guerrilla-style photos and their semi-low resolution were eating at his soul, and he's posted hi-res versions of many of the same shots.)
From the e-mail (in Moby's original e.e. cummings-style, psychologically telling downstyle type):
"... as some of you might know, 2 years ago i bought an apartment on central park west ... it still stands as the most interesting and unique apartment i've ever seen in new york city, but i've decided to move back downtown and am now going to put the apartment back on the market. we've made a web-site for the apartment, if you want to take a look(pretty pictures, etc)-"
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