MEDIA CRITIC Trump This just in from Bizarro World: Donald Trump blames the media for his exhausting and ultimately pointless multi-week back-and-forth battle with Rosie O'Donnell. Speaking to the Toronto Star's Rob Salem, the real estate mogul turned reality show ... something or other blustered, "The real question is, 'When's it gonna stop?' And I believe it only stops with you folks and when the media in general stops asking the question. Every question I get is about Rosie."
That's right. You're reporters—or whatever you people who make those post-nightly-news entertainment shows call yourselves. And he's Donald freakin' Trump: It's not like he can stop taking your calls or refuse comment in your newspapers and on your TV programs. He's just a modest businessman trying to provide for his wife, his kid, his ex-wife and her kid, and his other ex-wife and her kids. Just leave him alone already and get back to what you do best: finding evidence of WMDs or covering genocide in Africa. Let Trump do what he does best. Which is ... something.