Tranny Tells Billy Joel She's (Not) Always A Woman, Never Perez Hilton

TRANSVESTITE SLIGHT Mayer, "Victoria and Everything S.O.S.", mad dad Joel (inset)

Score two points for the Joels in their battle brewing with Perez Hilton. First, Billy Joel's daughter Alexa Ray does what the litigious paparazzi have thus far failed to do: inspire an anti-Perez movement. After being ridiculed by the blogger, Alexa Ray lays into him earlier this week on her MySpace page for existing solely to "exploit, objectify, ridicule, and degrade public figures for no reason." Perez's tide of typically loyal readers turns as they post 1,156 comments (at last check), most backing Joel and scolding Perez for being unnecessarily cruel.

Now it's dad's turn at bat.