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Tony Blair Shoe is Lucky!

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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Happy feet: The reason English Prime Minister and Bush lapdog Tony Blair has lasted so long in office can be attributed directly to the his lucky shoes.

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