TomKat's Famiglia Values
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
GODFATHER FIGURE? Tom, Suri
Star: Over-protective parents are nothing new, but the measures Sea Org-aspiring TomKat are taking to ensure golden child Suri's safety are. The babe makes only rare public appearances and then only with cannon-toting muscleheads all around her. Plus, Jessica Simpson: 27 pounds heavier!
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