Tom, Kat Sleepin' Single

KAT'S AND HIS CRADLES Holmes, Cruise (Photo: Getty Images)

• Bed behavior: As if the TomKat relationship needed another bump in weirdness factor, it now comes out that they sleep in separate rooms.

• prez candid8 chizzats: MTV and MySpace team up to bring the presidential candidates to the Web for one-hour Q&A sessions with the informed youth of America.

• Sweatin' to the oldies: From the news-that-makes-you-puke file, a new study shows that the nation's elderly are getting busy much more often than you thought.

• Cast off: Members of the Colbert Nation should start saving. Baby Bear is planning on auctioning off his cast, which is signed by Michael Bloomberg, Katie Couric, Brian Williams, Bill O'Reilly, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Russert, and Tony Snow.

• Law brawl!: You're not a real democracy until a fistfight breaks out in congress—Bolivia, you just made first world status!