I PUT A SPELL ON YOU B • Voodoo chile: According to D-Listed, Mel "Scary Spice" Brown has sought the advice of a witch doctor to help her get baby daddy Eddie Murphy back. Scary, indeed.
• Back in lockdown?: If Big Brother UK wants L'il Kim in their reality TV holding pen, they'll have to drop beaucoup ducats. Plus extras. No one ever said Kim came cheap.
• Spotting the elusive Simmons: TMZ captures 80s-era fitness king Richard Simmons talking about Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and ... the other skinny one.
• Stedman finally gets the keys: Oprah deems Stedman Graham worthy enough to come by without calling first. It's only been ... decades.
• Love, publicity style: 2006 Couple of the Year Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are back together again. And you thought that true celebrity love was dead.